Exshiting newes!

Get ready to have your faces blown off with anticipation! Schmurgen is gonna start posting thenew comics online! And this time they is gonna be in filled colour! I would have done it earlier but I lost the art work, but is okay now- i found it in freezer!

Schmurgen is back!

Hello sexy Friends! I just noticed that I have no posted any blogs for last year, so now I post new blog! Unfortunately I not have anythi g to say right now so that where this blog entry end, but I will have iunteresting stuff to say soon, so will post again soon! Huzzah!

Schmurgen Con 4 is go!

That is right, friends! Schmurgen Con is happening again< on the 27th of March in the usual location of the New Globe, Mile End! And this time it is too big to describe in a blog post so i make official website!

http://sites.google.com/site/schmurgencon/home

Is goning to be awsome!

Procrastination and Lily Allen

Hello, again, my uncompromising frends! Many people have asked me, "Schmurgen, why have you not beeen putting more comics on you blog?"

Well the answer is I have been distracred recently- Instead of working on new comics I have been thinking about Lily Allen! I have been reading all of her interviews, drawing pictures about her and trying to find out where she lives. I like her because she is very uncompromising, which is a quality I admire in women.

Anyway, I gonna try and put her out of my mind and get more uncompromising comics made, but for now here is one of my Lily Allen fan arts. Enjoy!

Comissions

Good news for Schmurgen lovers. I havs decided to begin acepting requests to do commissions! That is right my friends- you could owne a pice of original and unique artwork, stained by the jhand of a genius! For a negotiable price I will do the drawing of your desire, either with pen and ink, or drawn intirely in red wine for that authentic 'starving artist who has no money for paint cos he spent it all on wine' feel. I wll draw anything from Spider-Man recieving a parking ticket to Dennis Hopper in the bath! Email schmurgen (dot) jonerhaffs (at) gmail (dot) com

Wayne's World 2

Schmurgen's Observer Graphic Short story competition entry

The winner f the observer competition has been announced- sadly it is not me! Maybe I too uncompromising for them! Anyway here is Schmurgen's entry- enjoy!