No toilet paper and the eagel awards

Hello comics friends! I am finally putting up a new page, but first I would like to ask something of you all. Uk eagle comics awards are soon, and I would be greatful if you nominate me! Please go to http://www.eagleawards.co.uk/ and put Schmurgen Jonerhaffs in best newcomer categories, and put Schmurgen Jonerhaff's Uncompromising Comic in best new comic (unless you are nominating yourself in those categories, then please nominate me for different ones!)

Now here is another page of comics.

A visit to the doctor-guest comic by Rob Jackson

Hello friends! I am pleased to present Schmurgen's first fan art! It is by Rob Jackson, who make many fine comics, which can order from http://www.robjacksoncomics.com

How To Meet Girls

Here is new comic. It is titled 'How to Meet Girls'

I eat door locks for breakfasts!

Hello English comics friends! Soon I gonna post more uncompromising comics on here, but today, I post uncompromising review of someone else comic. The comic I look at is Dr Who- The Forgotten #2 by Tony Lee and Pia Guerra (Hey Joey Gordon! I make sure to spell name right this time!)

I have friend back in Norway who sometimes he say stupid things. But weird thing is, when he say it first it just sound a little stupid, but when you think over it later, you realise it actually is hugely stupid, and it seems even more so each time you are remember it. I reminded of him when I read Tony Lee comic. Here is example:
In this page bald supporting man says that it is difficult to fix door, then dr who assistant lady smugly point ot that for her is easy to do. This type of scene is cliche even in Norway, but here is done so badly. Look at line: "I override door locks for fun." First I think,- You override door locks for fun? What kind of social life are you having? When friends invite you bowling or to cinema are you replying to them, "No I prefer to stay home and override door locks!" No one does this! Is ridiculous!
But then on the toilet I realise line is even more stupid. Why would someone override door locks for fun? Because of the challenge! It often fun to do challenging things, but to be challenge they have to be difficult! If assistant lady override doorlocks for fun, this imply that she find it a challenge, but the whole point of her speak is to show that she do not find it a challenge. If she say "I override door locks in sleep" then it make more sense. It still be lazy unimaginitive cliche, bit at least then it is lazy unimaginitive cliche that make sense. Sadly this actually most memorable part of comic. I already forget rest.

Schmurgen Con success!

Thanks to all who come to Schmurgen con! I only able to attend for brief period but it was a good turnout and everyone haff fun! Dan Fish post excellent report of day at www.bugpowder.com
Next time I will try to be there longer and have bigger comic to sell!

What if Spider-Man was black?

Here is latest uncompromising comic! It is titled 'what if Spider-Man was black?'

Schmurgen Con

Dear friends

I have the hell hangover. I feel my brains about to burst - maybe out of my nose. I always want to be making the comics, and always in an UNCOMPROMISING STYLE. But sometimes it is difficult.

I also want to sell my comics. Like Shan Azoparde and Oly Smith, they become very fameous and rich from the comics selling. They are both good gays. They everywhere from Dick Deppey's Journaliste!! to Gary Gordon's Forbidn Planet Blog. to

And so I think... I think... What can I do to be more like these gays.
Huh?

And I do what they do - I do it and I do it these week!

I cannot get a stall and Paddy's Comics and Web Thing (they all sell outfor thirty pounds! Who have the thirty pounds? How many comics you sell?) , so I have my own. I already talk to pub in Mile End (where the awwsome David Bailie live, he say I sleep on his coach!) and am I now very proud to anounce.

Schmurgen Con

It will be happening in pub called The New Globe. If you click on these link:
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=E3%204QS

You se eit. It is near under the big green bridge. It is on the way to The Other Thing if you get off at Mile End, and just walk past the Thing if you get off at Steepney Green station tube.

I try to open the pub at 1pm, but the owner he says I have to pay for barman. I try to sort these thing and will make another big anounce. But for now, my good friends........

Saturday 28th March
New Globe pub (upstairs - with tabels and chairs!)
Mile End

Schmurgen Con

Yeah baby!

EDIT TO SAY:
Please leave a comment to tell me you want to come, and to say if you want space on a table to sell your comics. I will have mine, but I warn you they are in UNCOMPROMISING STYLE.

Already agreed special guest
Shan Azzoparde
Oly Smith
David Bailie
Dan Lester

And comics from
E-Merlin Gooberry
Douglas NOble (strip for me! He is very good English)
Modern Monstroisity - TALES FROM THE FLAT
Jake 'lady boys of the DC universe' Harold

AND MORE>>>>

Come on gays!