Tuesday, 30 June 2009

I am not Shane Azzopardee

Hello, anonymous internet based friends! Recently several peoples have emailed me saying 'Are you really Shane Azzopardee of The Necessery Monster comic?' One person even has claimed that he knows for certan That I am Shane, and that Schmurgen is an invention of him and Dan Goobery to help relax after working on The Necessary Monster for so long. Well this is wrong! Schmurgen is his own person! That piccture is not Shane Azzopardee in mask! It is Schmurgen! And Schmurgen wear mask for personal reasons! And even though Shane Azzopardi is tremendous artist capable of drawing in different styles he did not draw Schmurgen comic! Schmurgen did!

Sunday, 21 June 2009

176 And Midnight Meat Train

Hello Schmurgen Friends! I am hard in work on new comics which will be sale at 176 exhibition on 27th june! I no have my own space but Dam Lester and David Bailiy have kindly offered to have me across their table. Thanks, you gays!

Movie review: Midnight Meat Train

This movie not very good, but it has intreging plot. It about this photographer who is not very good. Even Brooke Shields tell him 'you no good!' Then one day he thinks he sees a killer on late night train and he start following him around. Not to stop him, but so he can take uncompromising photos! This my kind of film I think! But after that it goes down hill. Story is boring and predictable and characters are flat as my friend Oyvin after he was crushed by elephant in unfortunate zoo tragedy. It had some good points- uncompromising photos, suddeen unexplained monsters that appear at end with no explanation and man who got his balls cut off in Hostel 2, but overall it was dissapointment.